Katherine Goldberg crushed roughly a pint of whiskey on an August flight from South Africa to London. No harm there. However, the 25 year-old got beyond wasted and drunkenly groped a steward while demanding sex from him. She was immediately charged with sexual assault, which might not bode well for her career in education. According to prosecutor Stella Waata, Goldberg “proceeded to sexually assault one of the crew members by demanding to have sex with him and grabbing his penis and crotch area.”

The only thing worse than being arrested-while intoxicated-in a public place, is being denied entry to the Mile High Club, despite your best efforts. The true irony of this whole situation is that it went down on a Virgin Airways flight.

[via Telegraph.co.uk]