Have you been wondering how Chuck Lorre and CBS will deal with the departure of Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half Men? Well, by killing him off, of course! Deadline reveals that the season premiere of Men will take place at Charlie Harper's funeral. Yes, this is happening.
Charlie will die in the off-season and the first episode back will be the funeral; his past girlfriends will stop by to pay respects, while the remaining man and a half (Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones) attempt to sell their house. Ashton Kutcher will arrive as a potential buyer (along with some other recognizable faces from Chuck Lorre shows), and likely take over in earnest after episode two.
No truth to the rumor that Lorre will display a latex head of Charlie on the mantle during the remainder of the season.