Ladies, let this be a blueprint for how to defend yourselves against an attacker who's bigger and presumably stronge than you are. Aside from a questionable outfit choice, this girl did everything exactly how it should be done when threatened. She immediately got to higher ground (the curb), thereby making herself taller than her pony-tailed assailant, and she struck first—and hard. The haymaker left hook clapped off of homie's glass jaw and dumped him on his ass. Stung, he tried to jump up, but didn't have his legs under him and instead wound up face-first in the mulch. Oof.