Previously titled both 17 Kids And Counting and 18 Kids And Counting, it's sort of easy to see why this show would be on this list. These guys just don't stop. If you're not familiar with the show, those cheery guys in the photo are the Duggars; somewhere in the mass of people, there's Jim and Michelle, who don't ever use birth control during sex because it's against their conservative Christian beliefs. What resulted from that was 19 children and a reality-show deal.

It's like a 30-minute commercial for condoms and the pill, really, because you'll want to stock up with a year's supply after watching an episode. But fret not, there's hope: All the kids' names start with the letter "J," so they totally have to stop before they run out of names. Yup, that's what we're telling ourselves.