Latest Cast for "Dancing With the Stars" Revealed

Not many stars.

None

In the end, not even Snooki will appear on Dancing With the Stars. ABC announced the lineup for the thirteenth season of the hit show and apparently forgot that "stars" is actually in the title. You'd be forgiven from wondering who some of these people are.

The list: talk-show host Nancy Grace, actor David Arquette, Olympian Hope Solo, former talk-show host Rikki Lake, reality star Kristen Cavallari, Chaz Bono, the man formerly known as Ron Artest (now Metta World Peace), soap star J.R. Martinez, Chyna Phillips, Rob Kardashian, George Clooney's ex-girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, and Carson Kressley.

In other words: yikes. Question: with such low-wattage players on the roster this season, will Dancing With the Stars retain its ratings success? Looks to us like they might need more Jersey Shore.

[via LAT]

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