It appears those rumors of Charlie Harper's death on Two and a Half Men are true, despite what CBS officials said after the news leaked. Charlie Sheen's Charlie character will die on the season premiere of Two and a Half Men, and Sheen can't wait.
"I have always been told that I have 9 lives, so it is going to be amazing to witness my own funeral," Sheen told TMZ, "which is clearly a win/win situation because Ashton has just given me a 10th." Whatever that means.
Reports from the first Men taping reveal that Sheen's Charlie Harper will marry his long-time stalker Rose (Melanie Lynskey), who will then push him in front of a subway car in France after catching him with another woman. This will all happen off-screen, but get described in great detail. For instance, the term "meat explosion" is apparently used. Get excited!