4. You Used Up Your Emergency Stash of Powdered Milk

That's it—you blew your whole Y2K stash on the 5.8 knee-knocker. Your memory is such a haze, the terror was so real, but you think you might have accidently used all your flares too, trying to let your neighbors know that you were alive and offering shelter. And did you really snort some of the powdered milk? Hopefully that was a bad dream. You'll have to talk it over with your shrink when you start in on the PTSD sessions.