10 Ways To Tell If You Might Get Laid On The First Date

So you'll never be unsure again.

Not Available Lead
Image via Complex Original
Not Available Lead

Lead

Not Available Interstitial

No Underwear

Not Available Interstitial

Below the Table

Not Available Interstitial

How Near

Not Available Interstitial

All Straws

Not Available Interstitial

7. All Straws, All The Time

She’s ordered her second glass of wine, and like the margarita she opened the date with, she’s drinking it with a straw. She’s chugging beverage after beverage with her lips wrapped around a straw every time.

A few things:


  1. You’re going to have sex.

  2. She is probably an alcoholic, or at least a frazzled ball of social anxiety.

  3. You might get puked on. Sooner rather than later.

Photo by Alice Marie

Head to Crotch

Not Available Interstitial

Out of Town

Not Available Interstitial

Dirty Lyrics

Not Available Interstitial

Talks

Not Available Interstitial

Porno

Not Available Interstitial

Chaser

Not Available Interstitial

Latest in Pop Culture