It’s easy to figure out why the Jersey Shore kids hit up nightclubs with such frequency: Crowded locales full of impressionable women afford The Situation and his boys multiple opportunities to bag their latest female conquest. We’re sure that Italy has several poppin’ drink-and-dance venues, but there’s one Italian landmark that’s guaranteed to attract hundreds of visitors, and that’s the Vatican.

The show’s male cast members have no shame, so it’s not unrealistic to think that they’d politick all over the religious monument’s premises, spitting game to cute lady tourists. Could they do something so blasphemous? You’d hope not, but these guys will do anything for a nut. The Pope’s stomping grounds seems about as safe from their GTL wave as an 18-and-over bar on the Seaside Heights boardwalk.