Heidi Lynn Knowles was definitely thinking outside the bun—not to mention basic human decency—last Thursday when she tried to sell her three-day-old son at a Taco Bell in Vancouver, Wash. Her asking price was $500. One spooked patron called 911 after Knowles tried to strike a deal with her.
Child Protective Services have taken the child in, thankfully. Knowles has been charged with the felony of child-selling. Those off-menu items at Vancouver Taco Bells, they're no joke.
[via Seattle Weekly]