The People’s iPad

Date: Oct. 22, 2010

Most people run up on celebrities and request autographs on their notepads, photographs, and in some cases, their private (Breasts people...breasts). But Obama follower Sylvester Cann IV took it a step further and patiently presented our leader with his iPad, which he scribbled, “Mr. President, sign my iPad,” along with a signature line using Adobe's Ideas app. Obama's secret service goons looked on suspiciously as he used his finger to sign his John Hancock on the Apple touchscreen. One month later at a NATO summit in Lisbon, Portugal, Obama ran into another iPad-wielding fanatic who asked for an autograph, to which he responded "I've done this once before." What can we say? Dude's a trendsetter.