Unless you live under a rock, you’ve seen the Pop Tart Feline—a.k.a. Nyan Cat—which has spread to every dirty crevice of the internet in the past few months. But since we’re above promoting nonsense and drivel, we will refrain from sharing any links that include that rainbow-pooping kitty. Oh, who are we trying to kid? We thrive on the absurd and that’s exactly what you’ll get when Duke Nukem Forever gets the Nyan Cat treatment. Roll the tape!