Date: 6:14 p.m., March 7, 2011
"I got prostitutes."
In an argument littered with memorable statements, this one trumps all. And the bus driver, in a moment of total clairvoyance, senses that the moment has reached its peak and announces that the transit police are on their way shortly after the man drops this quote. He's like the dude who throws up the house lights after the last number.