There are two ways to leave a phone message: the standard way and the Ari way. The former involves dialing, getting a hold of your party’s machine (or underling), and crossing your fingers that they’ll get back to you sooner rather than later. Ari’s style is slightly different. His method involves something a bit closer to dialing, then informing the desired recipient that X-rated, career-jeopardizing photos will hit the Web unless he’s given a call back in a timely fashion. Watch a master at work with former fling Dana Gordon (Constance Zimmer).
6. The Dana Gordon Message