Dear 2K Games,
We have to admit that, true to what we said in our preview, The Darkness II is looking good. The cel-shaded graphics make it feel faithful to the Top Cow comic book, and of course we love that Mike Patton is back. But who's old Meltyface we're forced to pal around with? Homie looks what happens when Bell's Palsy has sex with a jar of acid. You'll be getting our therapy bills in the mail.