Well, we called it.
Crystal Harris has indeed walked away from her engagement to Playboy mastermind Hugh Hefner, just five days before their prenupital-free wedding. The Hef even took to his Twitter to confirm the change of plans, citing Harris' change of heart.
We won’t lie and say that we're now waiting for another The Girls Next Door spinoff—it could be titled The Real Housewife of the Playboy Mansion—but perhaps it’s for the best. Sorry Hef—better luck next time.
Now let the countdown begin for Harris' tell-all book. Or at least a reality show about life after the mansion, which could air after Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson’s shows. And be called Crystalized. Or, you know, whatever. Got to pay the bills somehow, though, right?