With a new season of Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew comes a new set of famous fuck-ups who will make us viewers feel significantly better about our own lives for the duration of the season’s nine-week run.

Now, we know you’ve been on the edge of your seats waiting to hear the official cast list, so luckily for you VH1 has just released a list of the confirmed participants. It’s sort of a disappointing list merely because Charlie Sheen isn’t there, but there are a few recognizable names in the line-up.

Among them, we’ve got: part-time father and full-time fame whore Michael Lohan, the famed “Long Island Lolita”-turned-porn star Amy Fisher (because attempted murder followed by a stint in amateur-ish porn makes one a celebrity these days), Bai Ling, season 2 participant and Guns N' Roses drummer Stephen Adler, and former New York Mets ace player Dwight Gooden.

The fifth season is set to premiere on VH1 at 9 p.m. on June 26th.

[via The Hollywood Reporter]