5. ILSA: SHE WOLF OF THE SS (1974)

Ilsa: She Wolf Of The SS definitely belongs on this list, but we have to admit: It’s not a movie we’d recommend to many guys, namely any two-pump chumps.

The most infamous entry into the family-friendly Nazi exploitation genre, Ilsa: She Wolf Of The SS finds its title character, a buxom captain inside a prisoner-of-war camp, randomly picking one male prisoner per night to head back to her chambers for one-sided sex. But, in response to her forcefulness, men bust too early, which pisses Ilsa off and leads her to chop off their members.

Unless you’re Ron Jeremy, the central idea behind Ilsa: She Wolf Of The SS should have you crossing your legs and making a bitter-beer-face. For minuteman everywhere, it’s the cinematic work of the Devil.