9. BRUCE WILLIS AS HIMSELF IN OCEAN’S TWELVE (2004)

So…Julia Roberts plays a thief who has to pretend she’s Julia Roberts to be able to execute a heist—a plan that is nearly foiled by Bruce Willis, who plays Bruce Willis and happens to be a close friend of Julia Roberts (not the character that Julia Roberts plays, but the real Julia Roberts). Ugh. This movie was so fucking stupid.

And what makes it worst is the fact that the movie tries to present itself as something cool and hip. But this was just a really lame premise and a much more lamer cameo by the balding one you see above.

(Sidenote: Willis actually was originally supposed to play George Clooney’s character, Danny Ocean, but he backed out due to scheduling complications. What kind of effects this would have had on the trilogy, you ask? Not much. The first one would have still been awesome; the two sequels still would have been straight ass.)

 

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