Resort Porn: Cape Resorts In Cape May, New Jersey

Happy Friday! Have a look at the most awesomest place you probably won't be staying at this weekend.

May 27, 2011
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the Jersey ShoreSeaside HeightsCape May Cape Resorts

Congress Hall The Virginia Hotel and CottagesThe Beach Shack Sea SpaThe Boiler Room

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You’re right by the beach, meaning no booth needed to get that “Jurzee” tan.

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The Virginia Hotel and Cottages is actually a restored landmark building from the 1800s. It’s literally the Taj Mahal of Cape May, New Jersey.

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You could stay at The Beach Shack motel if you want to save yourself a couple of bills. Go ahead, we won't judge...you cheap bastard.

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Come and get some brunch at The Blue Pig Tavern, where utensils are considered an afterthought.

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For a place that has fancier eats (and a place that probably requires you to wear a shirt) check out The Ebbitt Room.

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The Sea Spa has everything from massage rooms to a fitness area. You can get a beach body while at the beach.

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If you can't find a reason to stay at one of the hotels at Cape Resorts, how about this: Do it for America.

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