Video: Activision Tries To Make "Call of Duty: Elite" Sound Awesome, Bro

Because fragging out on ragequitting 11-year-olds is FULL-ON EPIC and thus well worth the extra price. Bro.

On the heels of this morning's news about Activision's upcoming "premium" service Call of Duty: Elite, the publisher has released a video breaking down the service from the POV of a guy who sounds like he's the president of the Dan Cortese Fan Club. Gnarly, bro. But hey, at least it might keep people from jumping off the roof.

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