24. Enzo

GAME: Bayonetta (PS3/360, 2010)
Bayonetta was a great game. Witchcraft and ass-kicking wizardry with a sexier version of Sarah Palin? What could ruin such a thing. Here's what: a Joe Pesci knockoff whose voice and schtick brings you to the brink of sanity itself. He didn’t do anything but bitch out at the sight of danger and ramble on about nothing while you stuck your stilettos up an angel’s ass. Even after you completed a mission (horribly), his image came back to haunt you in the form of the dreaded Stone Award. Step your game up and avoid this “trophy” at all costs.