26. Cheap Cheap the Cooking Chicken

GAME: Parappa the Rapper (PS1, 1997)
With a flow like Vanilla Ice and a mouth that won't stop flapping like Donald Trump, what isn't there to hate about Cheap Cheap the Cooking Chicken? Her flow is so bad that even when you actually do a good job at rapping, you get penalized because your flow is actually better than hers, and you need to suck just a little bit more to match her awfulness. That's some bullshit right there.