GAME: Sonic CD (Sega CD, 1993)
Nothing should be able to slow Sonic down. Nothing, that is, except his famed stalker. Our blue hedgehog friend had a gang of useless friends in his back pocket, but Amy Rose was hands-down one of the worst. Eggman kidnaps her and then needs saving during a race against Metal Sonic. We’re sorry, but no one should be rescued during a foot race—or any race for that matter. Mario has his Peach, Sonic should get rid of his Amy. Just stick to running and saving woodland animals, homie; this love thing ain’t for you.