32. The Noid

GAME: Yo Noid! (NES, 1990)
Even before he was a video game character, the Noid truly aNOID (You see what we did there?) us as a mascot. But it was the game that truly pushed us over the edge: The platforming was bad beyond belief, and the idea of getting to the end of the game just for some (then) terrible pizza seriously pissed us off. The only thing even close back then was Cool Spot, but at least we dug 7-Up back in the day. Dominos didn't get good 'til about a year ago. Avoid the Noid? We think we will, thank you.