41. Hero

GAME: Fable III (360, 2010)
Usually, the more customizable a character's appearance is the less you mind him—ostensibly because in a fit of narcissism you can make him look like you. The problem here isn't your character's look, it's his smug nonverbal sounds. Whether dancing around in a chicken suit, gladhanding villagers, or seducing a bar wench, he just makes you want to smack him in the damn face. YOU'RE NOT US, HERO, AND YOU'LL NEVER BE US.