Eddy Gordo might be a dancing machine, but we’re not quite if that's the best way to describe Voldo. Or even if you can call what he does "dancing." Whatever it is, nobody else in gaming moves like Voldo. We’re not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, but it’s definitely made Voldo unique. His worm-like fighting style makes him look like a cross between an S&M enthusiast and a human centipede—minus the ATM meal plan, of course. He can even do the Smooth Criminal. Eddy, are you OK?