Eddy Gordo can't run off buildings. He can't slow down time, and he sure as hell ain’t a speed demon. In fact, Eddy Gordo spends most of his matches just breakdancing while whoever’s controlling him pounds on all of the buttons at once. But from the moment that we first laid eyes on the Capoeira killer, we knew that he was unlike any other character in gaming. Sure, Eddy might have passed on his talents to the more attractive Christie Monteiro—ohhhhh, Christie—but can Christie rock an afro and sunglasses and call herself Tiger? Nope. Point to Eddy Fats!