Now that Tina Fey can claim published author-status, she and Steve Martin can finally sit down as equals to chat. Fey recently published a memoir called Bossy Pants. Also, her daughter is a meme. Martin has one novella, one memoir, and two novels under his belt. Probably there won't be lots of complaining when they talk at the Nokia Tuesday.

But will Martin try to lord Shopgirl over Fey? Will Fey retaliate with The Pink Panther 2, a sequel to a remake that no one asked for (with "no one asked for" referring to both the sequel and the remake, just to be clear).

After a few seconds consideration, this will almost certainly end in a fist fight. Have you seen the cover of Bossy Pants? Martin won't be able to look smug correctly after Fey gets done with him.

Tina Fey in Conversation with Steve Martin
Tuesday, April 19
8 p.m.
Nokia Theatre
777 Chick Hearn Court, Los Angeles
Tickets $29-$119