14. HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION (2002)
Starring: Busta Rhymes
Why it sucks: John Carpenter, the director and co-writer of 1978’s slasher classic Halloween, should’ve tracked down the producers of Halloween: Resurrection and kicked some ass. It’s not like Michael Myers can do it himself, and lord knows he’d want to after seeing this embarrassing chapter in the fictional killer’s spotty legacy.
Let’s not even get into Tyra Banks’ Razzie-worthy performance in the film; instead, we’ll focus on Busta Rhymes, easily one of the most miscast horror movie heroes of all time. Bussa Bus makes Myers his bitch throughout, from cursing Myers off until he walks away in shame to landing some disabling kung-fu kicks during their big fight sequence. If you’re a horror fan, “Busta Rhymes beats up Michael Myers” is wrong on so many levels.