With their childlike voices lulling you into feeling safe around their laser-sighted weaponry, the turrets from the Portal universe are the perfect juxtaposition of sweet innocence and mechanized death. And this being the gaming world, someone has made an plush version that's also fully voiced. This thing is pretty slick, but owning one isn't in the cards right now—it was handmade. Regardless, let the flood of requests for a Portal turret plushie commence! [via Up, Not North]
