Pre-nupital agreements are as common in L.A. as fake tans, but everyone’s favorite lothario, Hugh Hefner, has never been one to follow a trend. Remember that time he was simultaneously dating Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson, and Bridget Marquardt? Or when he bested that by having seven girlfriends?

Hef, who’s worth $43 million dollars, has been engaged to Playmate Crystal Harris since late last December. According to TMZ, the Playboy mastermind is so smitten with her that he hasn’t brought up the subject of a pre-nup, even though the wedding is in three short weeks. Actually, the words used, according to an unidentified source, were that he “actually cares” about Crystal. 

So you know what that means—whatever the outcome of this holy union, Harris is going to walk away one very wealthy woman. And she will walk away at some point, because she’s 24 and he’s 84.

Sorry, Holly.

[via TMZ]