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The 50 Most Memorable Movie Assassinations


A year ago, the thought of Joe Wright directing an action/thriller about a teenage girl bred to be a cold-blooded assassin made us chuckle. After all, we’ve seen the English’s directors previous films, which, though all well made and respectable, don’t hint that he’s the next John Woo. Check the resume: Pride & Prejudice, Atonement, The Soloist. The only things “tough” about those movies are the British accents and Jamie Foxx’s hairline.

Now that we’ve seen Wright’s violent and lightning-bolt-paced Hanna, however, we’re dining on humble pie. In the film (which opens this weekend), Saoirse Ronan whoops ass Jason Bourne style as a killing machine on the run after she discovers her preordained, homicidal life’s path. There's nothing soft or Jane Austen-like about it.

We do have one major qualm with Hanna, though: Ronan kills a lot of people but doesn’t perform a single assassination throughout the entire movie. That seems like a pretty hefty omission for a flick about someone who’s brought up to, you know, assassinate people, no? Perhaps we’re just being greedy; Wright’s action setpieces are so bonkers that we hoped to see him enter an unforgettable cinematic hit into the history books. Something that’d rival famous sequences from movies like The Godfather or the ending of Apocalypse Now.

Since Hanna left us without a strategically planned kill scene, we’ve softened the blow by compiling The 50 Most Memorable Movie Assassinations, a countdown that makes up for its grimness with filmmaking expertise and tons of Joe Pesci. And that’s a never bad thing.

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    Nate Busty April 4th, 2011 at 02:04 PM

    Dean Keaton in The Usual Suspects? Often overlooked, but the assassination paved the way for the greatest movie twist of all time.

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    fsaf April 5th, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    Oh Amazing !! :P Vanessa, has got a millionaire lover on ~~ Lo ve Wealt hy * C// 0 m~~. Karen, who is 27 yrs old, married with a wealthy CEO with the help of this c lu b too. Will you be the next?

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    Dai_Lo April 5th, 2011 at 11:03 AM

    Chow Yun Fat in A better tomorrow.. Going in that Karaoke place with two 9mm Berretas..

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    The Mechanic April 5th, 2011 at 06:08 PM

    Robocop, when Dick Jones had Bob Morton killed. "I'm cashing you out, Bob..." *House explodes*

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    Redmosquiito April 8th, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    Anton Chigurh from No Country For Old Men. The first kill with the "cattle air-gun", Wow!

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    bcarter3 April 19th, 2011 at 05:50 PM

    Maybe I missed it--I just scanned the icons instead of looking at each screen--but where is the assassinate from the end of "The Manchurian Candidate"?

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    JAB May 1st, 2011 at 04:42 AM

    I absolutely loves this scene but I am trying to find out the name of the cartoon played in these scene... Does anyone know?

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    Jordan Cole September 26th, 2011 at 03:52 AM

    Sorry but this lost all credibility when it didn't include any of the Kill Bill assassinations in the Top 10. Slashing through 88 samurais to reach O-Ren and the five-point palm exploding heart technique couldn't top goodfellas? Come on...

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    William Kurtz November 15th, 2011 at 03:24 PM

    This list sucks, what about Zhora's assasination in Blade Runner

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