Lyric: "F**k yo' gun talk, play No Doubt, you Gwen--don't speak / You ain't shootin' nothin' but air, you Nintendo Wii" (Rock)

Rockness Monstah don't need no major-label deal to turn in three-part metaphors or peripheral punchlines! We like to think he was holding the Wii Zapper when he came up with this one.