Many of the games on this list tried to at least add their own flair to separate them from the house that Goro built. But not Kasumi Ninja, one of the worst Jaguar games ever released in a sea of awful Jaguar games. Rumor had it the game's original title was Here’s Yer Mortal Kombat Rip-Off, Mister! The moves are pretty much identical, with uppercuts and sweep kicks, and the gore is all there, too, though, about ten times less gratifying and ten times more yawn-inducing. And while we're not the person to mention this, just about the only thing good about this game was that it had a Scotsman who would lift his kilt and shoot fireballs from his junk. Groundskeeper Willie, indeed.