Remember that gag game on The Simpsons called BoneStorm that was meant to be a parody of Mortal Kombat? Well, BloodStorm pretty much was that game. A semi follow-up to Time Killers—which actually came out the same year as the first MKBloodStorm was a herky-jerky mess. It did have a few cool features in it (most notably the ability to acquire certain techniques from your opponent once you defeated them), but the game’s characters were ultimately forgettable. Anybody remember Hellhound? How about Mirage? Anybody? Didn’t think so.