Ever since shrinking memory costs made online data storage all the rage, a lot of companies have staked their name on the promise of "cloud computing." A new startup called Cloud Girlfriend is taking that trend to new heights.
Cloud Girlfriend will offer users a "social network girlfriend" custom designed to meet their exact specifications. You just tell the service what you want, and Cloud Girlfriend will create the "perfect girlfriend" for you via a profile on Facebook and/or other social networks. Then someone hired by the company will interact with you on the social networks in public, making it look like you have a real-life amazing girlfriend who presumably lives somewhere out of reach.
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Cloud GF hasn't launched yet, and questions remain as to how the service will get around Facebook's still-standing ban of fake profiles. Maybe an appeal to the social network will help. Surely there are some Real Science fans on staff.