Upon a throne of trolls drenched in tiger's blood sits Charlie Sheen, the winningest man in the world right now. It seems that the recently fired Two And A Half Men star isn't hurting for job offers and may add Ambassador of Porn to his resume. Vivid Entertainment's founder and co-chairman, Steven Hirsch, sent the giant twit a letter on March 3 asking him to direct a soon-to-be-bootlegged parody of Sheen's CBS TV series dubbed Two And A Half Women. The headline-making actor would get to "pick the scenarios, positions, et cetera," but while Hirsch puckers up to Sheen's pocketbook, the rest of the world has begun to move on to issues of deeper importance.
[Via TMZ]
