The picture above is of 92-year-old Helen Staudinger, and she needs some loving. Badly.
Staudinger, from Florida, fired a semi-automatic pistol at her 53-year-old neighbor, Dwight Bettnerher, yesterday after he turned down her repeated requests for a kiss. She fired the gun four times at his house, shattering Bettnerher's window, and nearly missing his head. She got hit with charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and shooting into a dwelling.
We say those are harsh penalties. Give her a break Florida⎯this is a crime of passion, people!
