Artist: Dropkick Murphys
City: Boston
Year: 2005
Best Line: "I'm a sailor! / And I lost my leg! / Climbing up the top sails!"

Makes Us Not Want to Visit

For every one person that associates Boston with the brothers Affleck, there are three people for whom Boston means sailors and wooden legs, and it's because of this Dropkick Murphys' brawler. The lyrics are all lost limbs and shouting, but isn't that what Boston's about? Getting drunk and asking angrily how people like apples?