15. THE GUINEA PIGS IN G-FORCE (2009)

If you were to tell us that we’d hate a movie starring Sam Rockwell, Steve Buscemi, and Jon Favreau as colleagues prior to seeing G-Force, we’d have snickered in disgust. But not even a cast of such talented voice actors could salvage this children’s movie stricken with screenwriter diarrhea.

The fact that Jerry Bruckheimer—Hollywood’s top purveyor of pricey blockbusters with minimal substance—is behind G-Force says it all. It’s nothing more than a hodgepodge of cluttered action and unfunny wisecracking heroes, though instead of Nicolas Cage in flesh-and-blood G-Force has Cage voicing a star-nosed mole named Speckles. At least we’re spared another cringe-worthy Nic Cage hairdo.