Since her departure from the greatest reality show to grace the airwaves in some time, former Jersey Shore cast member Angelina Pivarnick has been suffering the fate of most television personalities who leave the show that made them famous—inevitable irrelevancy. But wait! For a second, we must turn our attention to her again, because Angelina just got engaged. That’s right, the self-proclaimed “Kim Kardashian of Staten Island” (we’re sorry, Kim) is a fiancée. Betrothed, if you will.

So who’s the lucky guy? None other than David Kovacs, her boyfriend of a whopping—ready for this?—two months. According to PopEater, sources close to the couple reveal that Kovacs didn’t intend on proposing so early, but his celebrity booker friend persuaded him to while, you know, people still cared. Now, if that isn't true love...

In a…colorfully written statement to RadarOnline, Angelina gave us a play-by-play of the special moment (which was, of course, caught on camera at a very public New York Fashion Week event):
“Oh my God, the kid just got down on one knee and I was like, what the fuck???”
It’s OK, Angelina, we thought the same exact thing.