6. Hugh Grant
Worst Performances: Extreme Measures (1996), Two Weeks Notice (2002), Music & Lyrics (2007), Did You Hear About The Morgans? (2008)
Tom Hardy—now there's an English actor we'd pay to watch act. He's talented, charismatic, and also seems like he'd indulge in some of the drink with us. So, basically, he's the polar opposite of Hugh Grant, who we're guessing would decline the alcohol and opt to walk our girls home instead. For an inexplicably long stretch of time, Grant had our mothers under his gentlemanly spell, hypnotizing them into overlooking his mousy acting and predominantly unappealing aura. Lately, however, his career has frozen a bit, which certainly suits us. Besides, there's no way he'll ever top the best thing he ever did: Get caught with prostitute Divine Brown, back in 1995. That's the only time we could ever relate to Grant.