Worst Performances: 3000 Miles To Graceland (2001), Alone In The Dark (2005), Mindhunters (2005), Hollow Man 2 (2006)

One Jack Nicholson is all we need, thank you very much. For a while, Christian Slater found a way to work his mini-Jack schtick to his advantage, booking several lucrative action flicks and dramas, yet we sat and waited. Deep down, we always knew that his raised-eyebrow leers and Nicholson-impersonating line deliveries would wear thin; these days, he's relegated to destined-for-cancellation TV shows and the occasional straight-to-DVD clunker. At least he's not sitting courtside at Lakers games.