Terrible Swag Contest: "Crysis 2" Sent Us A Shake Weight

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Really? Really? This is how you promote a game built around the upgradeable strength of your suit—by sending a Shake Weight? At least it's branded, which should go over well when we're using it on the subway. "Why are you staring at us? IT'S A CRYSIS 2 LIMITED-EDITION, SON!"

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