New "Mortal Kombat" Character Is A Case Of Noob Pwning Everyone

It's a wonderful time to be a fighting game fan, ain't it folks? We finally got our MVC3 and now it's time to get hyped once again for the rebirth of Mortal Kombat. The next kombatant to enter the fray is none other than smoked-out ninja Noob Saibot. Noob is a resurrected version of Sub-Zero, who got a new lease on life thanks to evil Netherrealm sorcerer Quan Chi. Sir Noob goes hard against his opponents with clone-assisted beatdowns and teleportation bodyslams to match. Old-school heads should remember Noob Saibot as the secret character in MK2 who you got to fight if you won 50 rounds in a row. This time around, he seems to have some issues with women, but it's nothing a few anger-management classes shouldn't take care of.