In The Roommate, opening in theaters this Friday, Minka Kelly stars as Leighton Meester's object of psychotic obsession. Then again, when it comes to the former Friday Night Lights cheerleader, intense infatuation, mania, and delusion are understatements when describing how anyone would feel towards her. That said, there's really no need to explain why Derek Jeter put a ring on the finger of Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive" of 2010. We would've gotten down on one knee right after we said "Hello" (or even via text message for the fifty-millionth time had she not blocked our number). But we digress. Join us in channeling our, um, enthusiasm, into ogling her best booby moments no one gets arrested.