2. Dancing with Survivor

The biggest reality show on television right now is Dancing with the Stars. It could be better, though. Instead of "stars", dehydrated and malnourished Survivor contestants pair up with sexy professional dancers and try to learn choreography without dying. If you survive and make it to your performance in front of the judges, you're on to the next round. And if that's not exciting enough, fuck it, pair the contestants up with bears.