13. MARISA TOMEI AS LINDA IN ANGER MANAGEMENT (2003)

Confession time: Marisa Tomei could star in a movie as a parka-wearing, frostbite-stricken Eskimo and we’d still get all hot and bothered. Thus, naturally, remembering that she once co-starred with Sandler immediately granted her placement on this list. It’s a good thing that she’s as enticing as ever as Sandler’s loyal girlfriend in the hilarious Anger Management. Within the funnyman’s mostly lowbrow filmography, Anger Management stands out as one of his most credible flicks, due to the Academy Award-inclined cast of Jack Nicholson and our girl Marisa. That’s why we’ll always love Ms. Tomei: She makes dirty thoughts feel refreshingly sophisticated.