KHLOE KARDASHIAN FROM KOURTNEY AND KHLOE TAKE MIAMI (2009–PRESENT)

What we think might have happened here: To make themselves look more physically attractive, Kim and Kourtney decided to take one of their younger brothers, dress him up like a woman, name him Khloe, and drag his annoying ass wherever they go and film it for a number of reality shows. Bitches! What: We're talking crazy and paranoid? We have no real evidence? Yeah, maybe you’re right. The only real conclusion we can come up with is that Lamar Odom lost. Forever.